{"product_id":"funhouse-xiii-midnight-circus-washed-t-shirt","title":"Funhouse XIII — Midnight Circus Washed T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e🍷 DIONYSUS XII — GOD OF WINE T-SHIRT\u003cbr\u003eCREATURES Collection\u003cbr\u003e⸻\u003cbr\u003eThe Greeks gave us tragedy, philosophy, and democracy. They also gave us wine. Dionysus — son of Zeus, god of the grape harvest, patron of theatre and ecstasy. He was the only Olympian born of a mortal mother. The only one who descended into the underworld and returned. The thyrsus in his hand and the goblet at his lips are the same gesture. In wine, the truth. The grape remembers what the gods forgot. 🍷\u003cbr\u003e⸻\u003cbr\u003e🖤 FEATURES\u003cbr\u003e✦ Front DTF print, vintage classical etching design\u003cbr\u003e✦ Heavyweight washed black cotton, structured rugged feel\u003cbr\u003e✦ Garment-dyed, worn-in vintage finish\u003cbr\u003e✦ Unisex regular fit, classic crew-neck\u003cbr\u003e✦ Dark academia × Greek mythology aesthetic\u003cbr\u003e⸻\u003cbr\u003e🧵 FABRIC \u0026amp; CONSTRUCTION\u003cbr\u003e🌿 100% cotton, 230g\/m² heavyweight\u003cbr\u003e✦ Precision stitching, deformation-resistant collar and cuffs\u003cbr\u003e✦ Improves with every wear and wash\u003cbr\u003e✦ Made on demand — no minimum order\u003cbr\u003e⸻\u003cbr\u003e📏 SIZING True-to-size unisex regular fit. Size up for oversized streetwear drape. Full chart in product images.\u003cbr\u003e🧼 CARE Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.\u003cbr\u003e📦 SHIPPING Made-to-order. Production 3 days. Delivery 5 days. Multiple shipping methods available.\u003cbr\u003e⸻\u003cbr\u003e🍷 In vino veritas. The grape remembers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crosfil","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":49223138640100,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":49223138672868,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":49223138705636,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":49223138738404,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":49223138771172,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":49223138803940,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0657\/8657\/7124\/files\/ChatGPTImage09_50_0125thg6_2026_3.png?v=1782358067","url":"https:\/\/crosfil.com\/products\/funhouse-xiii-midnight-circus-washed-t-shirt","provider":"Crosfil","version":"1.0","type":"link"}