Cryptid Road Trip XIII — Don't Follow Maps Hawaiian Shirt

🚐 CRYPTID ROAD TRIP XIII
CRYPTID COLLECTION — DEPT. OF PARANORMAL AFFAIRS

Mothman called shotgun. Bigfoot drove. Jackalope claimed the back seat. The ghost just wanted a window. Case File NP-XIII-A — North Cascade, July 1993. Status: Active Investigation. They left the highway three miles back and haven't been seen since. Don't follow maps. Follow anomalies. Monstra viatores — they're road trippers now. And they'll haunt your backyard if you don't.

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FEATURES
✦ Two-tone printed yoke Hawaiian camp-collar shirt
✦ Cream + military olive green + CONFIDENTIAL red stamp
✦ Vintage road trip poster + investigation case file aesthetic
✦ Distressed weathered field document texture
✦ Radar/reticle target yoke emblems
✦ "XIII" Roman numerals on sleeves
✦ Dept. of Paranormal Affairs badge stamp
✦ Dark coconut buttons
✦ Crosfil red woven label inside collar

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FABRIC OPTIONS (choose at checkout)
✦ 100% Cotton — breathable, classic feel
✦ Rayon — silky drape, lightweight
✦ Polyester — wrinkle-resistant, vibrant print

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SIZING & CARE
✦ Regular fit, true to size
✦ Machine wash cold, inside out
✦ No bleach, tumble dry low, cool iron if needed

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SHIPPING
✦ Made-to-order via Yoycol
✦ Production: 3 business days
✦ Worldwide delivery: 5-10 business days
✦ No MOQ — every shirt printed for you

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Don't follow maps. Follow anomalies. Monstra viatores.