Cute But Psycho — Vintage Horror Clown Polo Shirt

🕯️ Cute But Psycho — Polo Shirt
HORROR COLLECTION · DARK CARNIVAL

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The daisies are where the eyes should be.

The doll has been smiling for a hundred years. The porcelain has 
cracked, but the grin has not. He holds the razor the way he 
holds his own memory — carefully, curiously, without malice.

He waves hello. Or maybe goodbye. It's hard to tell with a doll 
that never stopped playing.

The carnival closed in 1913. Nobody told him.

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✦ FEATURES

✦ Classic polo shirt with 3-button placket
✦ Solid black collar, placket, and cuffs — premium contrast finish
✦ Deep black body panel with dark carnival micro-pattern 
  background (skulls, razors, hats, daisies, stars scattered 
  throughout)
✦ Hero panel front print: cracked porcelain doll character with 
  daisy-covered eyes, holding vintage straight razor, "CUTE BUT 
  PSYCHO" vintage title text
✦ Vintage weathered illustration style
✦ Small red woven Crosfil label inside collar (hidden interior 
  detail)
✦ 88% polyester / 12% spandex microfiber, 210 g/m² — premium 
  performance fabric

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✦ SIZING & FIT

✦ Regular streetwear fit
✦ S / M / L / XL / XXL / XXXL available
✦ Refer to size chart for measurements
✦ Model wears Size M, height 178cm

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✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS

✦ Machine wash cold with similar colors
✦ Do not bleach
✦ Tumble dry low
✦ Do not iron (heat-sensitive print)
✦ Do not dry clean

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✦ PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

✦ Made-to-order via Crosfil production partner (Yoycol)
✦ Production: 3 business days
✦ Shipping: 5-7 business days to EU/US
✦ Multiple shipping methods available — fees vary by location
✦ No minimum order quantity

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He waves hello. Or maybe goodbye. It's hard to tell.

🕯️ Say hi back.