De Profundis — Tentacle Polo Shirt

🐙 DE PROFUNDIS
Part of the ELDRITCH Collection

The deep-sea survey of 1913 lowered a camera past the last measured fathom. It returned one photograph: purple coils filling the entire frame, no beginning, no end. The lab technician who developed it noted something the depth could not explain — among the thousand suckers in the image, a handful had focused on the lens. De profundis clamavi. From the depths, it has seen you. It was not calling for help.

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FEATURES

• Tone-on-tone all-over print — woodcut Bigfoot sightings, footprints, cameras & case stamps on deep pine green
• Classic 3-button polo collar, solid black collar & placket
• High-elastic microfiber jersey — 88% polyester / 12% spandex, 210 g/m²
• Breathable, quick-dry, with a subtle athletic sheen
• Signature Crosfil woven label

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SIZING & CARE

• Regular fit, sizes S–5XL — true to size
• Machine wash cold with similar colors · Do not bleach · Tumble dry low · Do not iron · Do not dry clean
• Made to order — ships in 5–8 business days

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Case still open. He prefers it that way. 🕯️