Invasion BBQ '67 — Cryptid Visitor Cookout Washed T-Shirt

🍔 INVASION BBQ '67 — CRYPTID VISITOR COOKOUT T-SHIRT
CRYPTID × ALIEN Collection
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July 4, 1967. Northern California. A clearing in the pines. Bunting strung between palm trees because Bigfoot insisted on the tropical aesthetic. A grill smoking. A "KISS THE COOK" apron stretched over a frame that wasn't designed for one. The Visitor brought sliders. The Visitor wore a "WORLD'S OKAYEST INVADER" pin. They grilled side by side while the disc hovered politely overhead. All are welcome. Bring your own probe. Presented by the Interdimensional Tiki Club. 🔥
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🩷 FEATURES
✦ Heavyweight 100% cotton, 230g/m²
✦ Washed black base, vintage worn-in finish
✦ DTF print — bone cream Bigfoot + phosphorescent green alien + sunset palms + Americana bunting
✦ Regular fit, unisex
✦ Vintage 60s event poster composition, absurdist humor
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📏 SIZING True-to-size unisex. Size up for oversized streetwear fit.
🧼 CARE Machine wash cold. No bleach. Tumble dry low. No iron on print. No dry clean.
📦 SHIPPING Made-to-order via Yoycol, no MOQ. Production 3 days. Delivery 5 days. Tracking included.
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🍔 All are welcome. Bring your own probe. 🕯️