Leaked Footage 1967 — Classified VHS Cryptid Washed T-Shirt

📼 LEAKED FOOTAGE 1967 — CLASSIFIED VHS CRYPTID T-SHIRT
CRYPTID × ALIEN Collection
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12:34:56 AM. October 20, 1967. The timecode flickers in the corner like it's not sure it's allowed to exist. The tape was found in a storage locker in 1989. The label said only "BLUFF CREEK · DO NOT SHARE". The CRT static cleared for exactly four seconds. A figure in the trees. A column of green light. Then static again. The tape was confiscated within the week. Property of U.S. Government. Do not reproduce. Source: anonymous. We're publishing it anyway. 📺
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🩷 FEATURES
✦ Heavyweight 100% cotton, 230g/m²
✦ Washed black base, vintage worn-in finish
✦ DTF print — VHS stillframe aesthetic with chromatic aberration + phosphorescent green UFO beam + cream typography overlays
✦ Regular fit, unisex
✦ Liminal found-footage composition, gen-Z aesthetic
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📏 SIZING True-to-size unisex. Size up for oversized streetwear fit.
🧼 CARE Machine wash cold. No bleach. Tumble dry low. No iron on print. No dry clean.
📦 SHIPPING Made-to-order via Yoycol, no MOQ. Production 3 days. Delivery 5 days. Tracking included.
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📼 Property of U.S. Government. Published anyway. 🕯️