Respect The Locals — Cryptid Introverts United T-Shirt

🦶 RESPECT THE LOCALS — CRYPTID INTROVERTS UNITED T-SHIRT
CRYPTID Collection
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Bigfoot didn't hide because he was scared. He hid because people are exhausting. Mothman appreciates the silence. The Grey aliens want their space. The forest has rules — and "low energy mode" is the most sacred one. A stamp collection for the chronically anti-social and the spiritually woodland. 🌲
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🖤 FEATURES
✦ Front DTF print, vintage stamp collection design (9 cryptid stamps)
✦ Heavyweight washed black cotton, structured rugged feel
✦ Garment-dyed, worn-in vintage finish
✦ Unisex regular fit, classic crew-neck
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🧵 FABRIC & CONSTRUCTION
🌿 100% cotton, 230g/m² heavyweight
✦ Precision stitching, deformation-resistant collar and cuffs
✦ Improves with every wear and wash
✦ Made on demand — no minimum order
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📏 SIZING True-to-size unisex regular fit. Size up for oversized streetwear drape. Full chart in product images.
🧼 CARE Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
📦 SHIPPING Made-to-order. Production 3 days. Delivery 5 days. Multiple shipping methods available.
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🦶 Space needed. Space appreciated. 👽