The Bigfoot Files XIII — Cryptid Polo Shirt

🦶 THE BIGFOOT FILES XIII
Part of the CRYPTID Collection

Case XIII has been open since 1958: one footprint cast, four hundred blurry photographs, and zero conclusions. The investigators retired. Their children took over the file. What nobody puts in the official report: every camera that ever caught him was pointed the wrong way on purpose. He knows where you are. He's just polite about it.

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FEATURES

• Tone-on-tone all-over print — woodcut Bigfoot sightings, footprints, cameras & case stamps on deep pine green
• Classic 3-button polo collar, solid black collar & placket
• High-elastic microfiber jersey — 88% polyester / 12% spandex, 210 g/m²
• Breathable, quick-dry, with a subtle athletic sheen
• Signature Crosfil woven label

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SIZING & CARE

• Regular fit, sizes S–5XL — true to size
• Machine wash cold with similar colors · Do not bleach · Tumble dry low · Do not iron · Do not dry clean
• Made to order — ships in 5–8 business days

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Case still open. He prefers it that way. 🕯️