The Bigfoot Files XIII — Sighting Report Hawaiian Shirt

🦶 THE BIGFOOT FILES XIII
CRYPTID COLLECTION — DEPT. OF PARANORMAL AFFAIRS

Three witnesses. Pacific Northwest, 1958. Sub-alpine forest, thirteen miles north of the nearest road. Footprints measured sixteen inches heel to toe. Cast samples remain in the Dept. of Paranormal Affairs archive. Vestigia silvae — footprints of the forest. Status: Unconfirmed. He has not been seen since. But the locals still leave food at the treeline. Just in case.

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FEATURES
✦ Tarot card / case file framed Hawaiian camp-collar shirt
✦ Black + military olive green palette
✦ Vintage cryptid field guide halftone illustration
✦ Distressed weathered field document texture
✦ Bigfoot footprint + walking silhouette yoke emblems
✦ "XIII" Roman numerals on sleeves
✦ Dark coconut buttons
✦ Crosfil red woven label inside collar

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🌿 Cotton Poplin (98% Cotton, 2% Spandex) — breathable, soft, everyday wear
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SIZING & CARE
✦ Regular fit, true to size
✦ Machine wash cold, inside out
✦ No bleach, tumble dry low, cool iron if needed

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✦ Production: 3 business days
✦ Worldwide delivery: 5-10 business days
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Case File XIII. Status: Unconfirmed. Vestigia silvae.