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The Woodland Census XIII — Cryptid Polo Shirt

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🌲 THE WOODLAND CENSUS XIII
Part of the CRYPTID Collection

In 1913, a federal wildlife survey team spent one season cataloguing a forest that appears on no modern map. Their final report listed thirteen species science still refuses to name — the walkers with no arms, the frog that sits and waits, the deer that stands like a man. The report was sealed. Its motto: Omnes numerati. All are counted. The question the surveyors never answered: counted by whom?

FEATURES

  • Tone-on-tone all-over print — woodcut cryptids, pines & mushrooms in antique cream-gold on dark olive
  • Classic 3-button polo collar, solid black collar & placket
  • High-elastic microfiber jersey — 88% polyester / 12% spandex, 210 g/m²
  • Breathable, quick-dry, with a subtle athletic sheen
  • Signature Crosfil woven label

SIZING & CARE

  • Regular fit, sizes S–5XL — true to size
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors · Do not bleach · Tumble dry low · Do not iron · Do not dry clean
  • Made to order — ships in 5–8 business days

All species accounted for. Even the unofficial ones. 🕯️

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The Woodland Census XIII — Cryptid Polo Shirt

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