They're Leaving Without Me — Patterson Forest Cryptid Washed T-Shirt

🛸 THEY'RE LEAVING WITHOUT ME — PATTERSON FOREST CRYPTID T-SHIRT
CRYPTID × ALIEN Collection
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He waited his whole life for this. He kept the woods quiet. He stayed off camera. He learned to disappear before anyone noticed. And when the disc finally came — they took everyone else. The lumberjack who never believed. The hiker who got lost in '63. The trucker who pulled over for the lights. He raises his hand anyway. Maybe they'll come back. Patterson Forest, 1967. Still waiting. 🌲
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🩷 FEATURES
✦ Heavyweight 100% cotton, 230g/m²
✦ Washed black base, vintage worn-in finish
✦ DTF print — bone cream illustration + phosphorescent green UFO beam
✦ Regular fit, unisex
✦ Front print only — cinematic emotional scene
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📏 SIZING True-to-size unisex. Size up for oversized streetwear fit.
🧼 CARE Machine wash cold. No bleach. Tumble dry low. No iron on print. No dry clean.
📦 SHIPPING Made-to-order via Yoycol, no MOQ. Production 3 days. Delivery 5 days. Tracking included.
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🛸 They came for everyone but him. 🕯️