Too Cute To Trust Aloha Shirt — Creepy Cute Halloween

Est. MMXIII — the apocalypse arrived. It was adorable.

A full crowd of tiny horrors on midnight purple: ghosts that glow, a reaper who traded his scythe for a lollipop, three-eyed cats, crowned frogs, baby octo-things — and the bunnies. The bunnies are glitching. Nobody knows why.

The same cursed little universe as our polo, now on a breezy camp-collar Hawaiian — pattern everywhere, collar included, nowhere to hide.

• Vibrant all-over print — front, back, sleeves and collar, edge to edge
• Cuban camp collar, natural wood buttons, relaxed unisex fit
• Crimson CROSFIL woven label inside the collar only
• Warning: every wash reveals a creature you swear wasn't there before

Soft on the outside. Doomed on the inside.

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✦ FEATURES

✦ Cuban camp-collar button-up Hawaiian shirt, notched open lapel
✦ Short sleeves with clean hem
✦ All-over dense print: photo-realistic 3D-rendered anatomical 
  skulls with weathered bone patina, blood red Victorian roses 
  in full bloom + rosebuds, dark forest green foliage layer, 
  hidden "MEMENTO MORI" Latin text integrated with foliage, 
  scattered XIII numerals, and 1-2 skulls wearing subtle crowns 
  of thorns
✦ Deep black base + weathered bone cream skulls + blood red 
  roses + dark forest green foliage
✦ Photo-realistic 3D-rendered gothic memento mori illustration
✦ Dark coconut buttons down center placket
✦ Small red woven Crosfil label INSIDE collar only

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🧵 CHOOSE YOUR FABRIC
🌿 Cotton Poplin (98% Cotton, 2% Spandex) — breathable, soft, everyday wear
💧 Rayon (100% Rayon) — silky drape, premium feel, night out
⚡ Polyester Stretch (95% Polyester 5% Spandex) — lightweight, quick-dry, travel & festivals

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✦ SIZING & FIT

✦ Regular unisex fit, true to size, slight oversized streetwear 
  drape
✦ XS / S / M / L / XL / XXL / XXXL / 4XL / 5XL available
✦ Refer to size chart for measurements
✦ Model wears Size M, height 178cm

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✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS

✦ Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors
✦ Do not bleach
✦ Tumble dry low
✦ Cool iron if needed (avoid direct heat on print)
✦ Do not dry clean

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✦ PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

✦ Made-to-order via Crosfil production partner (Yoycol)
✦ Production: 3 business days
✦ Worldwide shipping: 5-10 business days
✦ Multiple shipping methods available — fees vary by location
✦ No minimum order quantity — every shirt printed for you

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The roses remember. The skulls remember. So should you.

🕯️ Wear your reminder.