Abduct Me Already — Tired Bigfoot Cryptid Washed T-Shirt

🪧 ABDUCT ME ALREADY — TIRED BIGFOOT CRYPTID T-SHIRT
CRYPTID × ALIEN Collection
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Fifty-seven years he's been hiding in the trees. Fifty-seven years of holding still when the hikers walk by. Fifty-seven years of being mistaken for shadows, bears, blurry pixels in a 16mm reel. He's tired, man. He just wants the disc to land already. So he made a sign. He waits in the clearing. And the UFO flies past. Again. Est. 1967. Still waiting. 🪧
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🩷 FEATURES
✦ Heavyweight 100% cotton, 230g/m²
✦ Washed black base, vintage worn-in finish
✦ DTF print — bone cream Bigfoot with wooden sign + phosphorescent green UFO + deep teal forest
✦ Regular fit, unisex
✦ Dark humor meme composition, conversation starter
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📏 SIZING True-to-size unisex. Size up for oversized streetwear fit.
🧼 CARE Machine wash cold. No bleach. Tumble dry low. No iron on print. No dry clean.
📦 SHIPPING Made-to-order via Yoycol, no MOQ. Production 3 days. Delivery 5 days. Tracking included.
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🪧 He's tired. They're not listening. 🕯️